Friends, if you are racing around trying to sign every “Ban The Electoral College” petition or otherwise trying to stop the Trump presidency, there is a strong chance you are suffering from TARD. Yes, TARD. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder affects approximately ten out of every ten progressives. But you can help. If you know someone who is suffering from TARD, the best way to help them is to educate them on the ways our Constitutional Republic works. Thank you.