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How City, Fire, and Police Departments scam the system to get pensions around 300000 a year!

 No private industry allows this practice and only government can do it. So…the next time you hear these cry babies whine about how little they are paid, just remember, on the lakes 75% of the people on NEW boats and on vacation are almost always cops and firemen.

Many public employees utilize a tool, known as “salary spiking,” to boost their annual pensions payment in retirement and we taxpayers get to foot the bill.  So what is “salary spiking?”  Typically, a public employee’s pension benefit in retirement is equal to some percentage of their highest annual pay which is often their final year on the job.  Fortunately for public employees who plan ahead, there are all sorts of fun games that can be played to “spike” your final year salary so that you actually earn more in retirement than you did on the job.  In fact, a recent report by the Los Angeles Times found that there are 60 ways to “spike” your final year salary in California including taking cash payouts for accrued vacation time, special 1x bonuses related to graduate degrees (though we’re sure you really needed that extra degree as you head off into retirement), “longevity” bonuses, etc.  

One example of salary spiking comes from former Ventura County CEO, Marty Robinson, who offered up a textbook example of how to stick it to taxpayers by planning ahead.  Robinson’s official salary heading into her final year on the job was $228,000.  That said, Robinson “spiked” her final year salary by cashing out $34,000 in unused vacation pay, taking an $11,000 bonus for a graduate degree and collecting more than $24,000 in extra pension benefits the county owed her.  Adding all the 1x payments, Robinson earned nearly $300,000 in her final year which entitled her to an annual pension payment of $272,000 or the rest of her life…nearly 20% higher than the salary she received for actually working.  

But, as the Los Angeles Times pointed out, Robinson is not alone:

Former Sheriff Bob Brooks, for instance, added a $30,500 “longevity” bonus (for working more than 30 years), which boosted his pension to $272,000 a year, almost 20% higher than his base salary.

Former Undersheriff Craig Husband added nearly $92,600 in unused vacation time, resulting in a $257,997-a-year pension, nearly 30% above his working pay.

Fire Capt. T.N. Roberts, for instance, padded his final year’s pay by nearly $130,000, resulting in a pension 84% higher than his base compensation. He gets $159,598 a year in retirement pay.

In fact, the problem is pervasive.  In Ventura County, 84% of the retirees receiving more than $100,000 a year are receiving more than they did on the job. In Kern County, 77% of retirees with pensions greater than $100,000 a year are getting more now than they did before.

Well, turns out that the party might be over for the “salary spikers” in California.  In a surprisingly logical decision, particularly for a state like California which is typically devoid of all reason, a court upheld the rights of Marin County (and it’s taxpayers) to reduce final year salary levels utilized to calculate pension payments.  According to Bloomberg, the court found that while a public employee does have a “vested right” to a pension it is only to a “reasonable pension.”   

“While a public employee does have a ’vested right’ to a pension, that right is only to a ’reasonable’ pension– not an immutable entitlement to the most optimal formula of calculating the pension.

Of course the Marin Association of Public Employees intends to take their fight to the Supreme Court in an effort to defend their right to manipulate pension benefits and defraud taxpayers of billions. These stealing bastards will use every legal and illegal method to continue emptying the pockets they swore to protect and serve.

As we’ve noted multiple times, public pension funds around the country are currently underfunded by about $2 trillion.  The under-funding has ballooned materially since the “great recession” as asset returns have suffered while pension liabilities have grown due to lower discount rates.

Pension Underfunding
Salary spikers get new tax paid houses and cars for the rest of their lives

Meanwhile, taxpayers have been forced to cover the difference through higher contributions while employee contributions have remained fairly flat. 

Pension Contributions
Hopefully, these pensions are heavily vested in risky stocks and bonds, because in the upcoming crash these thieves won’t get dime one.

We eagerly await the next court’s decision on this topic and wish the best to California taxpayers.