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FACEBOOK – “We only chose him because he seemed astonishingly gullible.”

CIA still laughing at Zuckerberg for thinking he came up with Facebook. Booker declares Zuck’s wife was a setup to control him, his handler he isn’t aware of.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Buzz Foto/REX/Shutterstock (1779376g) Mark Zuckerberg Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan out and about in New York, America - 01 Jul 2012
Agent OverLord, a lying scumbag

CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.
Zuckerberg is credited as devising the social media site, and believes he did it without being covertly manipulated by the secret services, who would obviously have no interest in such a mass communication tool.
CIA Agent Tom Booker said: “I mean come on, I’ve got shoes older than him and he thinks he invented this incredibly huge communication system and spying tool.

“This all began when he ‘accidentally’ overhead some sexy girls talking about it at college, then was introduced to some computer experts at a frat party who just happened to be 10 years older than everyone else and wearing suits. 

“We only chose him because he seemed astonishingly gullible.”

He added: “He thinks because he wears the same clothes every day that makes him a genius. I’ve got an uncle who wears the same clothes everyday and believe me, he’s no genius.”

Fellow agent, Mary Fisher said, “He probably thinks he wrote Stairway to Heaven too. You’ve got to admire that little chump’s confidence or rather arrogance. He’s the single most conceited person I’ve ever met, the very definition of narcissism.

We were behind Blind Date too. Figure that one out.”