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Dead Peasant Insurance

Just so you know…even though you work for wages that won’t pay bills or even feed a family, we’re actually hoping you drop dead. So…please…eat all the junk food we sell, cuz maybe you’ll have a coronary and we’ll cash in on your corpse.

Walmart manager to new employees

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik30ijaBgUA]